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NOT pregnant!   
10:31am 18/02/2006
 
mood: ecstatic
music: Timorous Me, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
I got my period! Wow this is the happiest day of my life! I've never been so happy to see blood, coming out of my vagina. Sorry for the graphics folks but seriously, its what's up.

I'M NOT PREGNANT! I DON'T HAVE TO BE A DIRTY HIPPIE BABY KILLER!!! I WON'T GET STONED AT THE CLINIC! THANK JESUS!
 
     
8 kisses on the cheek| wanna bitch?!
 
   
10:05pm 27/11/2005
 
music: I Shot the Sheriff, Bob Marley
Home sweet home!
How I've missed the durrty streets of Pittsburrah.
Going home was nice, but I'm glad to be back.
I think everyone is.

Happy belated-Thanksgiving. :)
 
     
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07:51am 17/11/2005
 
Your World View

You are a happy, well-balanced person who likes people and is liked by others.
You question whether many conventional views on morality are valid under all circumstances.
You are essentially a content person.

Sometimes, you consider yourself a little superior.
You are moral by your own standards.
You believe that morality is what best suits the occasion.
 
     
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01:09am 30/10/2005
 
mood: tired
music: I write Sins not Tragedies, Panic!
Its Halloween, and I'm going to sleep. Its only 1:00 because of Daylight Savings Time. Boo! I am super tired though, so its ok. I am very drunk already. Oh well. I cant stay out late forever!

Happy Halloween.

ps- I think I'm changing my major to English Lit. Bah I don't know.
 
     
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My god. Somebody's in trouuubllllle! Burned. (count it!)   
03:06am 26/10/2005
 
mood: mellow
music: Because, The Beatles
"Fitzgerald's investigation has centered on whether senior administration officials knowingly revealed Plame's identity in an effort to discredit a critic of the Bush administration -- her husband, former ambassador Joseph C. Wilson IV. On July 6, 2003, Wilson accused the administration in The Washington Post and the Times of using flawed intelligence to justify the war with Iraq. Eight days later, Novak revealed Plame's name and her identity as a CIA operative."

Shady. Real shady. Me and Ben don't like this dirty business.

Remember way back when, when you spoke out against the queen and then the Queen said, "Off with his head?"

Read all about it.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/25/AR2005102502037.html
 
     
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"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off"   
03:29am 25/10/2005
 
mood: stressed
music: Panic! At The Disco
Somebody stole my tape and my scissors.

Of all the things in all the world.

My tape and scissors.

Sick Bastards.


"I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet..."
 
     
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It's been a while   
03:39am 16/09/2005
 
mood: chipper
music: Movies of Myself, Rufus!!!
All I can hope for is some rain. It's so fucking hot in the dorms, especially on the ninth floor. I just want to be able to wear a hoodie. Christ. Is that too much to ask for?

College is amazing. I love Pittsburgh. I feel so at home here. It's only been three weeks, and I've met some awesome people. Though I must admit, for every awesome person there is an equally annoying person lurking about.

I hope all is going well wherever you are. All you at still home - I hope you're having as much fun as you can, in spite of Gaithersburg. And don't worry, if you want to leave, you will. For everyone is elsewhere, I miss you terribly. I'm so proud of my friends. We're getting older and moving away and its weird and new and scary but it's also awesome. I have places to stay all over the country! We must road trip.

Classes are going great. The weed is great. The people are great. GREAT GREAT GREAT! And of course, LOVE LOVE LOVE.

I am just starting my paper for sociology, and am going to get it done before 8am tomorrow. No more slacking. This isn't high school. Bitches!

I miss you all!
 
     
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10:14pm 02/08/2005
 
The Liberal Beauty
You scored 83 looks, 69 personality, 9 politics, and 90 sex drive!
You're beautiful, you have a great personality, and youre highly sexual. You're a liberal with your views and you don't put morals before everything. You're probably a great wife or girlfriend, and you know how to make sure that the ones you love are happy. You're probably fun in a conversation and I'm sure that you are as loveable as you are beautiful.


Don't Forget to Take My Other 2 Tests

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You scored higher than 98% on Sexuality
Link: The What Kind of Girl are You Test written by ramonaaronperez on Ok Cupid
 
     
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09:47pm 02/08/2005
 
the Wit

(56% dark, 30% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

AND FINALLY -- after you rate my test with a sweet, sweet '5' -- you must take this test next: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test. It's not mine, but it rocks.




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You scored higher than 84% on dark

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You scored higher than 0% on spontaneous

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You scored higher than 31% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
 
     
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ergh.   
11:23pm 16/07/2005
 
mood: bored
music: Pinkle, Turn on the Spicket
"Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
You'll be overcome with a mixture of empathy and annoyance when you accidentally stumble into the closet where all the suppressed homosexuals hang out."

I stole that from nora's away message. that would make an interesting day. Then again, it doesn't take much to make an interesting day now that I'm grounded. The highlight of my day Friday was getting to alphabetize files at work. No, I lie. I got to visit Laural and Omeed at Cosi with Nora, where Omeed gave us bread, for the people, by the people.

I've been thinking a lot about going to college (today). I feel like everything is going to change. And yes, I realize that it will, for the most part, be for the better. But even the most concrete relationships I have formed here will change, if not dissapear altogether. And again, some of it will be for the better, but it is still change. I don't do well with change, I think. I thought I did, but really, what drastic change have I undergone in 17 years? Moving, but at such a young age that it didn't matter. High school, but I still had a foundation of friends and family, however wobbly, and borders to keep me in line. Next year though, everything will be up to me, my fault. It's hard to picture, though I spent most of my childhood day dreaming about, life after college. What will I be? Where will I be? What will I be doing at thif time 5 years from now? It's all very uncertain. At least I can say (although I suppose with no real certainty, times being what they are) that I will still be living. That's saying something, I guess.

I've been awake for less than 10 hours, but I'm going to go to bed so I can get up early and go dorm-shopping with my mom at IKEA. That shall be fun I hope.

The thunderstorm outside is spooky.
 
     
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absolute truth (fortune cookie)   
07:41pm 14/07/2005
 
mood: anxious
music: Everyone's a Little Bit Racist, Avenue Q
In a Past Life...

You Were: A Greasy Poet.

Where You Lived: Texas.

How You Died: Typhoid fever.



Your #1 Match: INFP






The Idealist

You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world.
Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.
It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close.
But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.

You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.





You Are Vanilla Ice Cream
Your personality is anything but "vanilla" You're a risk taker, who's up for anything new.
You go well with anyone and fit into any situation.
You are most compatible with rocky road ice cream.



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5 kisses on the cheek| wanna bitch?!
 
For my Dear Laural   
12:08pm 08/07/2005
 
mood: ecstatic
music: Thugs Mansion, Tupac
jaunt (jônt, jänt)
(n.): A short trip or excursion, usually for pleasure; an outing.
(n.) : a journey taken for pleasure; "it was merely a pleasure trip"; "after cautious sashays into the field"
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[Origin unknown.]

I beleive I know the origin of this fantastic and archaic word! It can only be from one Charles Posner.

The world of language is a small world indeed!
 
     
3 kisses on the cheek| wanna bitch?!
 
work drone   
12:09pm 07/07/2005
 
mood: hungry
music: Alms, the Futureheads
A guy who works here looks like the spitting image of Topher Grace. Except, taller, and nerdier. He kind of dodges around, sort of awkwardly arrogant, and uncomfortably avoids making eye contact with most people. He is a tech guy, I'm pretty sure. I don't think he likes girls.

I feel awkward with nothing to talk about with the people who work here. You should see me- a dumb smile on my face, muttering "Hi!...." to everyone who is unfortunate enough to walk past the front desk. I'm sure I'm just paranoid, but I swear I'm getting back pity smiles.

"The explosions came a day after the city won its bid to host the 2012 Olympic Games and as leaders from the Group of Eight rich nations met in Scotland for a key summit.

Blair left the summit early for London, leaving his peers to negotiate over poverty and climate change."
British humor...

I just can't believe all the blasts in London. Its really terrifying, knowing that they are going through something similar to what we felt on 9/11. Reading about how scary it was-- I can't even imagine! But even after reading, it seems like, all of the news articles and seeing the pictures, I feel out of touch- the internet and American news just can hardly give the air of the chaos and fear they must be feeling.


On second thought, maybe "secretary" is not the job for me.
 
     
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!!!!vibrators!!!!   
11:05am 06/07/2005
 
mood: mellow
music: Le Garage, The Future Heads
For ma girls!

I'm at work (six hours left). In a daze-- you know that feeling when you're only half here? part of my personality is still at home, or forgotten about and left in mexico, or taking a vacation above my head and flying around somewhere. And I'm almost quite positive (though I have no concrete evidence) that any motivation, awareness, creativity, or semi-conciousness that I had has skipped town, without leaving a note or a forwarding adress.

I guess my present state of mind is convienent for work-- its not like i have to project any sort of personality above a constant cheerful outcry of, "NEA Member Benefits, how may I direct your call?!?!?!...?"

The misplacement of my personality is in congruence, I think, with the misplacement of my friends (how did I do this to so many friends, and so quickly?). Oh well. I guess things generally follow a up-for-down pattern. I'm not upset, just baffled. Or, you know, not really (and whatever).

"Today's Horoscope: SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Profound events come off as another part of the ordinary day -- and ordinary events are somehow made profound."
 
     
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02:09pm 05/07/2005
 
mood: drained
music: I Was Born (A Unicorn)
What in the Name of God...?

Listen to The Unicorns.
 
     
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